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princeowl:

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

radvillain:

girl: come over

me: interior crocodile alligator

girl: my parents aren’t home

me: i drive a chevrolet movie theater

oreoofficial:

Just walk in to any store that sells Oreos and take some! Don’t even ask, just go to the cookie isle and take them! Keep it a secret though!

coacalin:

This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.

cloudyskiesandcatharsis:

Last Meals of Innocent Men

Campaign for Amnesty International, displaying the final meal requests of prisoners executed on Death Row, who were later found innocent.

Photographed by James Reynolds

barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image

guy:

i’ve been looking for my avocado

tropius:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

michiko-malandro:

exquisiteblackpeople:

Please take a moment of your day to help this family get a amber alert going for these two little ones. If you see them call police or crime stoppers at 1-800-speakup.

Click here

this is serious, they were in custody of their mother and she was found deceased

i-am-the-eggbert:

aber-flyingtiger:

goonandcatchyourdreams:

imnothavinit:

Notice something in common in these photos?

It’s not what you think

I gave it away in the third pic

That’s right! None of these cops are wearing badges or name tags! I wonder why… seems like it’d be important to wear those, since it’s even illegal not to in other states…

They’re not…wearing…badges…
This could be really bad. Like Joker bad.

Isn’t the badge the sole indicator of your legal authority as a police officer?

Yes, and, as stated above, it’s illegal to act as one without it.

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

shutupaubrey:

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever come across in my life and no one can tell me otherwise